{"id":1245,"date":"2006-06-04T05:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-04T05:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ni0l.com\/?p=1245"},"modified":"2006-06-04T05:49:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-04T05:49:00","slug":"the-devil-drove-up-to-dayton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/2006\/06\/04\/the-devil-drove-up-to-dayton\/","title":{"rendered":"The Devil Drove Up To Dayton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ni0l.com\/pictures\/cw.gif\" align=\"left\">The devil drove up to Dayton, he was lookin&#8217; for a hamfest deal.<\/p>\n<p>He was in a bind, cause he was way behind, so he was ready to make a deal.<\/p>\n<p>When he came across this young man sittin&#8217; in the Salem Mall parking lot.<\/p>\n<p>And the devil jumped up on a Skywarn van, he said, &#8220;Boy let me tell ya what!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I bet you didn&#8217;t know it, but I&#8217;m a ham operator too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So if you care to take a dare, I&#8217;ll make a bet with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now you send pretty good code ol&#8217; boy, but give devil his due.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll bet a straight key of gold against your soul, cause I think I&#8217;m better than you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The boy said, &#8220;My name&#8217;s Mikey, and it might be a sin, but I&#8217;ll take your bet, and you&#8217;re gonna regret, cause code&#8217;s all I ever send!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Refrain:<\/p>\n<p>Mikey plug in your key and send them dits and dahs. Cause hell&#8217;s broke loose in Dayton, and the devil deals the cards. Now if you win you&#8217;ll get that shiny straight key made of gold. But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.<\/p>\n<p>The devil plugged in his key, and he said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll start this gig.&#8221; And sparks flew from his linear amp as he was tunin&#8217; up his rig. And he started sendin&#8217; dits and dahs, and they made an evil hiss. And then a band of demons joined in, and it sounded somethin&#8217; like this.<\/p>\n<p>(Insert CW QRM Noise)<\/p>\n<p>When the devil finished, Mikey said, &#8220;Well you&#8217;re pretty ole&#8217; son, but sit down on that linear amp, and let me show ya how it&#8217;s done.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(In CW he sent)<\/p>\n<p>Hey now devil, I got some skill. Devil&#8217;s lookin&#8217; for a hamfest deal. Listen now devil, don&#8217;t ya whine! That gold straight, she&#8217;s a gonna be mine!<\/p>\n<p>Well the devil bowed his head, because he knew that he&#8217;d been beat. And he laid that golden straight key on the ground at Michael&#8217;s feet. Michael said, &#8220;Devil just come on back if ya ever wanna try me again.&#8221; &#8220;I done told you once you son of a b-tch, I&#8217;m the best that&#8217;s ever been!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>73, and all apologies to Charlie Daniels,<br \/>\nKU4UV<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The devil drove up to Dayton, he was lookin&#8217; for a hamfest deal. He was in a bind, cause he was way behind, so he was ready to make a deal. When he came across this young man sittin&#8217; in the Salem Mall parking lot. 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