{"id":1100,"date":"2005-12-21T21:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T21:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ni0l.com\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2005-12-21T21:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T21:43:00","slug":"you-might-be-a-ham-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/you-might-be-a-ham-if\/","title":{"rendered":"You might be a HAM if&#8230;.!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The most complete list yet&#8230;&#8230;.You might be a HAM if&#8230;.! <\/p>\n<p>    * You know the Latitude and Longitude of your home QTH.<br \/>\n    * You ask for a Bird 43 for a Father&#8217;s day gift.<br \/>\n    * You receive a Bird 43 for a Father&#8217;s day gift.<br \/>\n    * You calculate the HAAT for your new QTH before you sign the loan papers.<br \/>\n    * Your teenager refuses to ride in your car because it looks like a porcupine<br \/>\n    * Your XYL refuses to ride in your car because all the radios give her a headache.<br \/>\n    * You ever replaced a perfectly good car battery just to get a higher capacity one.<br \/>\n    * Your criterion for a new QTH includes ground elevation, and no antenna restrictions.<br \/>\n    * You ever received a TVI complaint.<br \/>\n    * You ever loaded up something strange like your bedsprings or gutters.<br \/>\n    * You tried to figure out how to put a stealth antenna onto a public utility pole<br \/>\n    * Your neighbor threatened to call the FCC for you interfering with an electronic device in their house.<br \/>\n    * You ever had an antenna fall down.<br \/>\n    * You ever had the same roll of coax up at 3 different locations.<br \/>\n    * Your XYL accuses you of moving all those boxes of wire for the last 20 years, but never using any of it.<br \/>\n    * You wear a watch that displays time in a 24-hour format.<br \/>\n    * The local Radio Shack knows you by name.<br \/>\n    * You consider a repeater directory a necessary glove box item.<br \/>\n    * You ever took a detour just to look at a new tower that has sprung up.<br \/>\n    * You use your ham call as a computer password.<br \/>\n    * You ever used your ham call as a part of an email address.<br \/>\n    * You ever bought a ham study guide for another family member in hopes of getting her\/him interested.<br \/>\n    * You plan your vacation to take in as many hamfests as possible.<br \/>\n    * You&#8217;ve ever figured out how long a slinky really is.<br \/>\n    * You ever tapped out HI in Morse on your car horn to another ham.<br \/>\n    * You remember people by their call sign better than their names.<br \/>\n    * You ever took a spring vacation to Ohio, so you could drop in on Dayton.<br \/>\n    * You go to an antique flea market with your non-ham spouse, just so she\/he would feel guilty when you > wanted to go the  ham flea market.<br \/>\n    * Your call sign shows up on your business cards.<br \/>\n    * You ever put a GPS tracker in the XYL&#8217;s car, just so you could watch her on APRS.<br \/>\n    * You and the XYL took a cruise so you could visit the radio room.<br \/>\n    * Ham radio magazines comprise more than 50% of your bathroom library.<br \/>\n    * A ham radio activity is included in your business resume.<br \/>\n    * You have taken a radio to work just  to see how you get out or to use during a lunch hour.<br \/>\n    * You&#8217;ve looked at the cordless phone and wondered if you could tweak it over to a ham band.<br \/>\n    * You&#8217;ve automatically tuned into the RACES or ARES freq. during a storm rather than the Nat. Weather > Service.<br \/>\n    * Your tried to bring in SW by modifiying a crystal radio.<br \/>\n    * You factor in a few extra hours on a business trip so you can visit a ham  radio retail establishment<br \/>\n    * You ever fell off a ladder while putting up an antenna.<br \/>\n    * You ever put up an antenna in a snow storm.<br \/>\n    * You ever had to patch your roof after an antenna project<br \/>\n    * Your teenager thinks all your friends are weird.<br \/>\n    * You have many other interests, but over the years keep ham radio as a core activity.<br \/>\n    * You actually try your radio&#8217;s submersible capability while taking a bath.<br \/>\n    * You convert a walking stick into a pedestrian antenna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most complete list yet&#8230;&#8230;.You might be a HAM if&#8230;.! * You know the Latitude and Longitude of your home QTH. * You ask for a Bird 43 for a Father&#8217;s day gift. * You receive a Bird 43 for a Father&#8217;s day gift. * You calculate the HAAT for your new QTH before you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/2005\/12\/21\/you-might-be-a-ham-if\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You might be a HAM if&#8230;.!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9vUOZ-hK","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.n0zb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}